Cultist doesn’t follow many rules, but we are adamant about one: under no circumstances will we participate in more than one zombie walk per year. Needless to say, October 2011 is going to be quite ...
Zombies are taking over a Miami doctor's office, well, sort of. What is happening in Dr. Michael Salzhauer's office isn't real, but it could be. "Even if we did have a real zombie attack in Miami, the ...
On paper, Miami’s public infrastructure is a nightmare. Our roads are clogged, we can’t walk anywhere, our doctors are only good at augmenting breasts and committing Medicare fraud, and the state ...
As foreclosure rates continue to drop across the nation, one particularly undead type of repossession has seen a drastic reduction in the counties of Miami-Dade, Broward and Palm Beach. Zombie ...
The most bizarre and horrifying story of the year finally takes a positive turn as Ronald Poppo continues to get better from his injuries. He even managed to take time to mention his beloved Miami ...
It has been a constant in this NBA postseason: The Heat dig deep holes for themselves, look all but beaten, and find a way to prevail anyway, as if they are challenging themselves by upping the degree ...